A visit to the nation’s capital.
One of the hottest days on record.
That certainly deserves a cool, patriotic treat.
When we broke the news to the girls that we were leaving Norfolk for Richmond, Morgan was particularly vocal in her reluctance to leave.
She listed all of the reasons she didn’t want to leave Norfolk, why Richmond wouldn’t be any fun, and all possible scenarios that would render her post-kindergarten summer the worst on record. Not easily swayed by the drama she puts forth, seeing as she does so on a regular basis, Craig and I heaped reason after reason why a move would in fact be a good thing.
She wasn’t buying it.
So Craig resorted the one, true trick tool every parent calls upon at one point or another: bribery.
And it worked.
We told the girls that with a move to a new house comes a new room for them to decorate. Ever the skeptic, Morgan asked, “Decorate however we want?”
Within reason, we assured her, but certainly, think of the possibilities. Craig enumerated all the ways they could make their new room their own. He mentioned hanging up the Norfolk Mermaid poster we had framed, putting up canopy beds. Then he pulled out the big gun: a mermaid mural on the wall.
Whoa.
And of course, Morgan heard that and well, it was done deal. For days thereafter, “When are we going to Richmond and when are we getting the mural painted on the wall?” became her constant call.
As we boxed up the Norfolk house day after day, as the movers came and carted stuff onto the truck, she kept reminding Coever, “. . and when we get to Richmond, we’re going to get a mural of mermaids on the wall! I’m so excited!” She’d clench her hands together up under her chin and bounce on her toes in anticipation.
When we rolled up to the new digs, you can imagine what she said. When she and Coever raced up the stairs to their room, you can imagine what she said, immediately followed by, “Well, where is it?”
Thankfully, Craig had been in touch with several artists, trying to obtain the best one for the project. We decided that when the girls spent a week with his parents this summer, we’d get it done while they were gone and it would be ready to surprise them when they came home.
Which is exactly what we did.
One good thing about moving to a place that you used to live is that you can readily call upon a plan B when things don’t go as planned.
Case in point? We went to YMCA on Tuesday morning, where I promised (stupid, thy name is Hilary) the girls that I’d take them swimming after I worked out. We had had a late start that morning and didn’t leave the house until after 10am. Once we got the Y, got our membership cards, got checked into ChildWatch and the like, it was quarter ’til before I hopped on the treadmill. I put in a solid 40 minutes before wringing out my tee-shirt and collecting the girls.
Off to the pool we were headed, the girls skipping down the hallway holding hands. We pull up to the membership desk so I can ask where the family locker room is located and the kindly raisin wrinkled lady says, “Oh, the pool is closed from 11:30 to 12:30 for adult swim.”
I cast my eyes to the clock above her head. 11:27.
Dang it.
The girls go from glee to grimace in about 2 seconds. How was I know that the pool was going to be closed right then? You would have thought I had planned this on purpose. Morgan lit into me with a vitriol usually reserved for avenging a wrongfully dishonored spouse or sibling. That’s what I get for making promises. And no, I wasn’t going to hang around the Y for an hour until it opened up again. I’ve got other things to do.
Dejected and disgusted, the girls harrumphed their way to the car, bitterly complaining about yet another blow of injustice they’d suffered. What to do? What to do? We had a blow up pool at home, but the backyard had year to be cleared of the previous owner’s doggie deposits. Plus, I don’t yet know where the hose is and I think our sprinkler was left at the last house. What to do? What to do?
Of course! Pop jets at Stony Point!
When we lived in Richmond before, Stony Point Fashion Park had a little atrium that had popping water jets. Morgan was too little at the time to really appreciate it, but now, she and Coever both could run, jump, splish and splash. And Mom could read her magazine. Oooh, and Chipotle is right across the way? Yay! Everybody wins!
Another move under our belt.
Another whirlwind of packing up, moving out, moving in, and unpacking.
Another bout of “Where should we put this? Where does this go?” and “Wait, what happened to that?”
It’s only been a few days, but we’ve taken care of the important things, but we’ve been steadily crossing things off our to-do lists.
So what if we’re moving in two days? If it didn’t get packed, it ain’t coming with.
Besides, why spend the last of our Norfolk days inside when we can wring out every last bit of summery, sand-filled, sun-soaked fun right up until the moving truck arrives?
This whole turn of events — wanting to see more mermaids, finding out about another mermaid — got me to thinking. What’ll happen if I say, “I really hope someone leaves a large bag of money (preferably twenties) on my front porch before we leave.”
If you need me, I’ll be sitting on the front porch.
So, I’m coming up for air in the midst of packing, summer camps, road trips, and keeping my dad off the crazy train whilst my mom recovers from knee replacement surgery. I feel like Atlas, and I will say after finishing the Rebel Race with DH, BBC, et al., I’ve been feeling mighty strong as of late.
A few weeks ago, I was driving my normal route from pre-school drop off back to the house when, as I rolled up to a stop sign, I spied something in front of a real estate office that hadn’t been there before.
A friggin’ mermaid.
Let me tell you, when I started this project, I thought it would carry us from June to August — of the same year! Here it is close to two years later and these sirens keep popping up. What killed me about this mermaid or rather this particular location, was that we’d found a mermaid there on during the inaugural outing! You can’t switch ’em up on bi-annual intervals! We’ll never get closure!
Granted, these are two different mermaids, but I thought we’d had this block covered. The one from 2009 is gone. Been gone for two years! Now, here comes this new one (albeit on the other side of the building). Anyway, the girls were excited. Coever decided to wiggle it, just a little bit to demonstrate her level of excitement.
I snapped a few shots of her gyrations and when I scrolled through them, it was like watching a flipbook. Hilarious!
Now, please understand that my griping about the preponderance of mermaids is all in good fun. Nothing makes me smile than when I take the girls on a mystery ride and see their faces when the mermaid comes into view.
The second mermaid I found happened to be when I was slogging through an early morning run with friends. We tried a new route, threading our way past schools, across bridges, along busy roads until finally turning into a charming neighborhood with excellent waterviews. I had no idea this little jewel of a community was back here. We rounded the bend of the road, huffing and puffing, when what do I see?
A mermaid.
One we hadn’t seen. One that I am almost certain isn’t on the Norfolk Mermaid Poster. One that is missing a hand like so many others. What’s up with that? SN: There’s a mermaid hand-nabber out there, just breaking off hands right at the wrist. Only one, usually the right hand. Weird.
I took the girls back there after our visit with the aforementioned mermaid. They were amazed not only at the mermaid, but the roughness of the water due to the whipping winds. “This wind sure is strong,” Morgan remarked.
“I’m strong,” declared Coever. The proof is in the pictures.