Well, that just sucks.
I had written what was arguably the best blog post to date. I saved it, oh, did I save it. I closed the computer and when I came back to upload my pictures, guess what?
*Poof* No more post.
It’s fitting because I was going on and on about what a less than stellar week this has been.
I’m in a total “bah humbug” kind of mood. It started when we got back from Thanksgiving. The Hubs was already battling a cold and losing, impressively. He shared said cold with me (so much for my flu shot). The girls were overtired and in need of a sugar detox. By the time we were back in our own beds, Thanksgiving was in my rearview mirror and I’m all, “Wait! Was that it?”
We are fully going towards Christmas. It’s all over the place — on the TV, in the mail, on the radio, in my spam. It’s in my house, too.
We got our tree the Saturday after Thanksgiving. That’s unheard of around here. We usually get our tree like the week before. I’m start taking down the ornaments around 3:30pm Christmas Day. So the tree is up, as are the stockings and the wreath on the front door. The girls keep insisting that we trim the house with lights, set up an inflatable Santa on the front lawn, spray fake snow on the step, and get one of those Elf on a Shelf things. Elf on a Shelf? Right, because I don’t have enough to do. I got the Advent calendar up. I got the Christmas Carol Pandora Station going. I even made three separate trips to three separate Targets to find the right replacement bulbs for the fake candles I put in the front windows of the house.
Remember how I said that I didn’t really care that my pants didn’t snap after Thanksgiving. Yeah, well I lied. So I’m trying to be a more responsible eater. It’s SO hard though, because this is the season where food and drink are part and parcel of the experience. I mean, you can practically taste the butter, sugar and peppermint in the air. On those aforementioned trips to Target, I blew my hard earned cash trying to find a more waistline friendly coffee drink. Here’s a PSA: I’ve eaten brussel sprouts and cauliflower that taste better than Starbucks Skinny Peppermint Mocha Lattes and Skinny Caramel Machiattos. Either save your money or splurge on the fat content. You’ll come out ahead.
I’ve been cooking this week, but it’s been the standard fare: tacos, spaghetti, steak and potatoes. I made another batch of sausage and andouille soup because that’s good to have on hand for the nights when you’d rather re-heat than fully invest in a meat, starch, and veg.
I even went so far as to make cookies and blondies for the girls, and I didn’t even eat any. Hold your applause; I’m not too grown that I didn’t lick the bowl. And the beaters. A couple of times. Hey, it’s not like I was jamming soft, crumbly baked goods into my pie-hole.
Mmmm. . . .pie. . .
But I’m getting off track here. I’m just feeling like a big cranky, Grrrrr monster. If I had to draw a picture of it, it would be a giant scribble with fangs and red eyes. Surprisingly, it has absolutely nothing to do with my leg. I went to the doctor this week and was fully prepared for whatever he was ready to tell me. I didn’t bother to bring my matching sneaker because I knew that boot and I were going out as we came in: together. Sure enough, I’ve got another two weeks in the boot. It could be worse. It could be another two months in the boot. Of course, two weeks from today, there’s going to be a Bye-Bye Boot Bonfire in the backyard and I’ll be dancing around it holding the boot over my head like “Lord of the Flies” before I pitch it into the flames. Or, I may just unceremoniously dump it into the trash can. Either way, it’s a win.
The bottom-line is, I’m in need of some comfort.
I want to eat something warm, soft, and rich. I want to eat something so good that I close my eyes and forget my name. I want to eat something that when I bite into it, I should feel like I could crawl deep into its center, wrap myself in its goodness and take a nap. I want to eat something that tastes as good as a hug feels. It should be sweet and creamy and buttery and smooth and a little salty and have bacon and sugar and chocolate and of course, be less than 100 calories per serving. I mean, so long as I’m dreaming, right?
Where to find such a mythical creation? Why, hello, Pinterest. I’m sure you won’t fail to disappoint me.
Oh, this is so happening. . .
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½ tsp. baking soda
½ tsp. salt
12 tbsp. unsalted butter room temperature
1 cup brown sugar, packed
½ cup granulated sugar
1 large egg plus 1 egg yolk
2 tsp. vanilla extract
1 ½ cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 lb package of bacon strips- cooked until very crispy and cut into small bits.
3/4 cup powdered sugar
pure maple syrup
Whisk dry ingredients together in a medium bowl; set aside. With electric mixer, mix butter and sugars until thoroughly combined. Beat in egg, yolk, and vanilla until combined. Add dry ingredients and beat at low-speed just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips and 1 cup of the bacon bits.
Roll a scant half-cup of dough into a ball. Holding dough ball in fingertips of both hands, pull apart into two equal halves. Rotate halves 90 degrees and, with jagged surfaces facing up, place formed dough onto cookie sheet, leaving ample room between each ball.
Bake, reversing position of cookie sheets halfway through baking, until cookies are light golden brown and outer edges start to harden yet centers are still soft and puffy (approximately 11-14 minutes). Do not overbake.
Cool cookies on sheets until able to lift without breaking. Transfer to a wire rack to cool.
To make glaze- in a small bowl, add 1 tablespoon of maple syrup to the powdered sugar and stir. Add more maple syrup as needed until the glaze is a good, thick drizzling consistency. Sprinkle with remaining bacon bits.