Add the following:

1 — 7 month old, possibly teething, up at 3am, wailing like a banshe

1 — 2 1/2 year old, attempting potty training from wake-up to night time, sitting on the pot every half an hour and STILL wetting her pants in between

1 — 32 year old hubby with Montezuma’s Revenge all night from eating grocery store sushi (or may in this case it would be Tokugawa’s Revenge)

1 — 29 year old wife keeping everyone else clean, dry, fed and watered, who wants nothing more than a glass of Riesling and a big plate of French Fries with a side of buffalo sauce but will probably blow all of her WW points by doing so.

Combine with a generous helping of lack of sleep, malaise, impatience, and frustration. Let set over the course of the last day of the week-end and serve.