Mommy will help you strip the sheets off and carry them downstairs to the laundry room. She’ll even get your load started by turning on the water and adding the soap. After that, you’re on your own. 

First, separate the flat sheet from the fitted sheet.

Throw it in the washing machine.

Take the other one and throw that in, too.

 Throw that in there.

Stuff it all down and try to close the lid. 

Very sweetly, ask Mommy for some help, which, of course, she will give. 

 Then promise not to take off your Pull-Up in the middle of the night, 

“just to see what will happen”, 

ever 

again.