I’ve been trying to publish this post for the past few days, but Pinterest keeps getting in the way. . .
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And then my life change forever. As the minutes ticked on by while I amass boards and pins, I realized that there are phases of Pinterest,
1. Discovery – When you get that invitation -cue Handel’s Messiah – and create your account. It’s like getting into the Skulls, minus the whole murder cover-up thing and Paul Walker (ooh, I should pin him to my Crush board). You start scrolling through the pages, clicking on various images of foodstuffs, clothing, funny quotes, and great photos. You start piecing together how the whole “pinning” concept works. You create a board or two, like “Recipes to Try” or “My Clothing Style”. They remain conspicuously empty for a while.
2. Flirtation – As you peruse the ‘net one day, you realize you can keep better track of stuff you like now that you’ve got some boards in place. It’s so nifty it is to see stuff and simply pin it on a board as opposed to Control +D ing it for a bookmark that you’ll forget about later. It’s better than printing out page after page of screen captures. When I look at it this way, pinning is good for the environment! I’m going green by pinning! Look! Stuff I like! Right at my finger tips. This is fun! This is cool! This is becoming an. . .
3. Obsession – Everything is Pin-tastic. Ooh, look at those earrings! Pinned. Hey, I’ve always wanted to make a chalkboard out of mirror that I found at Good Will! Pinned. This photo of six pack abs and this snarky, yet motivational quote is just what I need to get my workout started! Pinned. I’m working Pinterest into my daily conversations. Someone asked me where I got my outfit the other day and the first thing that popped out of my mouth — even before “thank you” was “You know, I was on my Dress Me Up board on Pinterest . . .” *gag*
I showed my mom how to freeze coffee in an ice cube tray so that she had coffee cubes that wouldn’t dilute her iced coffee. She marveled at my ingenuity. “Pinterest!” I said with a knowing smile.
The kids ate de-constructed cobb salads for dinner the other night. That translates into all of the salad fixin’s in separate bowls so they get to pick and choose what to eat rather than pushing around the stuff they don’t like. Co declares that this is the best meal she’s ever tasted. If it had been a commercial for dinner time in America, I’d have looked into the camera and said with a wink, “Thanks, Pinterest!”
I am clearly defining who I am with my myriad of boards that have cute and clever titles. Instead of Stationery I like, I call it, “Le Papier”. If it’s food that I want to eat (but will probably never make), I’m going to call it “Munch, munch, munch!” If it’s places I want to visit (but will probably never get to), I’ll call it “Leaving On a Jet Plane”, Crafts I want to try? Hello, “I’m So Crafty” board — do you see what I did there? Heh, heh! I’m so witty! I need a board to catalog how witty I am! I’ll call it, “Wit-tastic” or “What’s So Punny?”
Seriously, I’m that girl. Here are the names of my boards. Try and guess what’s on them.
1. Munch, munch, munch
2. Down the Hatch
3. Imelda Marcos
4. I.Just.Want.It
5. Let’s Play House
6. Leaving on a Jet Plane
7. Apis Melifea (that’s a tricky one)
8. Crush
9. Glam-tastic
10. Pearls of Wisdom
11. Bounce Back
12. Paris is Always a Good Idea
13. Roy G. Biv
14. And You Can Quote Me on the Quote Unquote
15. Tu Me Fais Sourire
16. Le Papier
17. I’m So Crafty
18. Au Naturel
19. Shutter-Bug
20. Everything In It’s Place
21. Dress Me Up
22. Me, Myself and I
23. Permanence
24. Saw It. Bought It.
25. Pinned It. Did It.
Oof, that’s a lot of boards!
I’m pinning with reckless abandon, knowing full well half of what I see I’ll never do and I’m (kinda) okay with that.
4. Ambivalence – Pin overload. I see something now and I’m like, “Eh, maybe I’ll pin it. Don’t want people to think I’m obsessed! Pin Board jealousy — oh yeah, I’ve seen it, not that I have it. Not familiar with the concept. Jealousy over pins and boards, as in she pins the best stuff or I pin because I can’t do it, go there, look like that, or I pin because my goal is to do it, go there, look like that. Seriously, overheard at the YMCA, two women talking about another woman’s pin board. Evidently the third woman was like a Pinterest Svengali. Whatever she pinned, the other two were compelled to seek it out, try it, do it, buy it, whatever. It was the weirdest conversation because they were both repulsed and fascinated at their own behavior.
Buffy: Did you see that Tiffy pinned avocado, cream cheese and salsa stuffed pastries to her Tapas board?
Muffy: I know! I tote re-pinned and liked it. Then I went to Martin’s and got all of the ingredients.
Buffy: I thought you were allergic to avocado!
Muffy: I am! Look, I”m breaking out in hives just talking about it! But, I had to make it so that Tiffy and I could talk about it at the next TRX class. Did you see where she pinned the TRX picture? How TRX makes her sweat so much, it’s her fat crying!
Buffy: Hold on while I pull it up on my Pinterest app.
I kid. . .or do I? (insert Dr. Evil eyebrow here). As for me, I’m motivated and I’m saturated at the same time. I’ve hit the proverbial pinboard, full on in the face. I’m just over-pinned.
5. Moderation – I take a Pinterest hiatus, for an indefinite amount of time. Slowly I come around because we decided to have some people over and I want to make something tasty. There was a recipe for scallion meatballs/corn and avocado salad with cilantro vinaigrette/tilapia tacos with cucumber relish somewhere around here. Oh, I know where it went! And back to Pinterest I go. . .with a self-imposed time limit (one visit per day- – – oh who am I kidding?) and a promise that if I pin it, I’ve got to try it. I should probably take a picture of it with Insta.gram when I’m done.
Oooh. . . Insta.gram. . . that’s a whole ‘nother story.