I definitely need this today. We went looking at houses and this one realtor asked me if I was pregnant. Pardon me? I’ve got Morgan by the hand, Coever in the car seat and if she really wants me to buy this house, she’ll ask me what I think of the crown moulding, not whether or not I’m expecting. You should never, ever, ever, ever, EVER ask a woman if she is pregnant, not even if you see the baby emerging from betwixt her legs! EVER!

I know, the only way someone’s words can have power over you is if you actually respect that person. Still, it’s nice to have an ego boost.

or maybe this. . .