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Hilary With One L

Hilary With One L

Hilary With One L

Fatherly Advice

In order to get the keys to the car or to be released from the house to go out with my friends, my dad made me repeat the following:

“Don’t take gum, don’t take candy, don’t talk to strange men in strange cars, keep your legs crossed, your pants up, your buttons buttoned, your zippers zipped and always come home in a group.”

I plan on making this into a t-shirt for the girls.

IN: ON: June 21, 2009 BY: Hilary 3 COMMENTS
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